When I was a youth, my best friend, who also happened to be my neighbor, and I were inseperable. We were practically family, to the point where we could just waltz in and out of each other’s houses. I was an invited guest at family picnics, had been to all of her siblings’ [...]
Archive for September, 2008
Waiting for Godot.
Posted in hey sexy mama- wanna kill all humans?, tagged hey you kids get off my lawn, Rear Window Syndrome, recollections of my childhood on September 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Moments of Aggravation, Part III.
Posted in hey sexy mama- wanna kill all humans?, tagged Moments of Aggravation, that place where I go and they pay me on September 16, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
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This is the sound of my coworker checking her email. You see, she has approximately an inch (maybe an inch and a half) high window in which to read her email. And given that most of her emails are from eBay (I know this because I have to help her print them once [...]
Hilarious! Could it be true? See inside.
Posted in behold: the internet, tagged delicious spam recipes on September 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Honestly, it’s like an addiction. Spam the Brain: Celebrity Edition!
The body of this particular email informed me, Research has shown that 85% of women love a bigger, juicer and longer man meat. Honestly, if my boyfriend came with a bonus juicer, I would never let him go. Fresh fruit juice! Think of [...]
