Admittedly, at times I’m like a dog with a bone (or a brain with a banana) when it comes to certain things. Forgive me as I wax poetic once again on this matter, and cap off this trilogy of tropical treats. I’ll try to make it brief.
I was in the grocery store with my mother, [...]
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Chi-quit-it with the bananas already.
Posted in caffeinated bacon? baconated grapefruit?, tagged eating is crucial to survival, the motherperson on June 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Blognana.
Posted in caffeinated bacon? baconated grapefruit?, tagged eating is crucial to survival on June 13, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Apparently my pleas to the great gods of fruit were actually heard. For the next bunch filling the fruit basket was indeed the sort of unconventionally picturesque fruit I conjure in my mind when I think of delicious, delicious bananas. Enormous, firm, and capable of being separated from the herd without discoloration or godawful bruising. [...]
The time-space bananuum.
Posted in caffeinated bacon? baconated grapefruit?, tagged eating is crucial to survival, science I learned from television on June 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I’ve discovered a scientific anomaly in my kitchen. A time-dilation field. It’s the only explanation I can come up with for why when I remove a banana from the basket, within an hour it has cycled through colors like autumn leaves.
I like my bananas green. Nice and firm, not too ripe, and definitely unbruised. This [...]
