Actual conversation overheard between some of the Next Door Jrs.
“Does anyone even live there?”
“Some people live there…”
You heard it here first. That crotchety old man, who never answers the door on Halloween, whose beady eyes can be seen peering from just behind the tattered curtains, who’s rumored to have been dead for ten years? [...]
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While I pondered, weak and weary.
Posted in what makes special sauce so special? yo., tagged delicious spam recipes, poetry is for suckers, some say I have too much time on my hands, the New Yorker won't return my calls on August 6, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I recently received a letter from an associate, addressed to T.S. Eliot from Dr. Seuss. Little did she know how right she is, for I am quite the poet. Observe.
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The main sign of your masculinity must be bigger
Big dick can feel multiple orgazms
Huge rod is what all girls dream about
Huge male machine [...]
