Dear Tom Petty,
Don’t ever stop being awesome. I recognize that in a lot of ways, it’s like asking a dolphin to stop swimming or a tree to stop undergoing photosynthesis. It’s pure science, baby, pure chemistry.
Tp + Gu + 5Hb +2Hb → Aw
(Tom Petty + Guitar + various Heartbreakers over the years → Awesome. Can [...]
Archive for the ‘your music's bad and you should feel bad’ Category
I had the radio on.
Posted in your music's bad and you should feel bad, tagged the letter format is so overdone, things that are awesome on August 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
You can do side bends or sit-ups.
Posted in your music's bad and you should feel bad, tagged platinum badonkadonk edition, Rolling Stone won't return my calls on July 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
One of my “secret” guilty pleasures (along with Samoas, novels that explore another side to the story of existing novels (which is more or less published fanfiction, but that’s another matter), and VH1 programming, the crappier the better) is booty songs. Objectifying and borderline misogynistic though they may be, they are catchy as anything. [...]
Zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom.
Posted in your music's bad and you should feel bad, tagged platinum badonkadonk edition, Rolling Stone won't return my calls, Taylor/Taylor/Taylor/Rhodes/LeBon on June 16, 2008 | 1 Comment »
(Important preface that you’d be wise to not forget: I am not a music blogger. At all. What I know about music is limited to correctly guessing the band name of a song I’ve heard only two and a half times. Lectures from those more knowledgeable than myself should be checked at the door. And [...]
